Alex. You’re throwing my good name down the well.
Steve
Women open up to me Pat, Im like fucking Maury
Tommy Mroz
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Brand New - Millstone
”..I used to pray a God was listening.
I used to make my parents proud.
I was the glue that kept my friends together,
Now they don’t talk and we don’t go out.
I used to know the name of every person I kissed.
Now I made this bed and I can’t fall asleep in it.
Take me out tonight,
The ship of fools I’m on will sink.
A millstone around my neck,
Be my breath, there’s nothing I wouldn’t give..”
Nooooooooo!!
A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. “What can I get you?” asked the bartender. “Anything but a Canadian Club” replied the seal.
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